She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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