I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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