Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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