is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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