Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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