Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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