He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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