Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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