I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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