2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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