I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize
