i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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