You just made me feel so damn special
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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