Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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