Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.