"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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