i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
