Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
this will be a night to untag.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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