my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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