It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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