We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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