Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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