he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We need to rekindle our bromance
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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