what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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