Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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