he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If I die, sorry about rent.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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