I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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