I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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