Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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