in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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