The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Congratulations! We have a period
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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