Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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