How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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