Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Still dying that you shit outside
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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