Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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