Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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