I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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