sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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