Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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