Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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