I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.