i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.