He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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