i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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