Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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