Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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