if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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