Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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