Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
All the doctor said was why
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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