Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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