I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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