would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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