There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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