we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you win again, gameday.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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