is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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